Holy shit I nearly had a heart attack a couple of hours ago, because I met someone who rocks my world. 

I met Shannon Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers over in Temecula, California and you have no idea how much I spazzed. I asked him a bunch of questions and giggled so retardedly and apparently he thinks Ron Artest will be a smart fit with the team even with Ariza gone. Oh my god, I'm still giggling so much aaaah. I've met two Lakers so far, Kobe Bryant and Shannon Brown. I don't know why this is so important to me ;_; I don't know, regular celebrities don't get me excited like sports stars do ffff.

also I might draw a mini-story to this song I'm listening to...it's so pretty. 

anyways, onto sketches. 
I haven't had a lot of free time lately, so sorry for not commenting or replying. Stuff's been really up and down.



( Aaand here it comes )

man, I have to go to sleep. I have a job interview soon and all I can think about is how bitter i sounded reading my uncle's eulogy. 
whatever.

what the fuck is this shit

No seriously


idgi, livejournal



Kobe smiles smugly at your question, lj.

I so  would.

Speaking of, her show's season finale is next monday. I am very, very excited. ILHER SO MUCH AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
Lately I've been really busy with life and whatnot, and being a total military nerd too. I borrowed my dad's US Marine Corp Tactics book and read it in two nights. It was actually surprisingly fun to read! Though I felt like I was reading something I shouldn't have, because in the introduction it was all like: "HEY, EVERY GODDAMN MARINE SHOULD READ THIS, THIS IS OFFICIAL USMC DOCUMENTATION OF TACTICAL COMBAT. GODDAMN!" I don't know, it seemed like I would get in trouble for reading this as a dirty civilian. 

Continuing on with my militaryfagging, I took the practice ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) test and scored somewhere around the 40's, so if I were take the actual ASVAB, I'd score around the high 50's-low 60's. In essence, that would mean I'd be able to apply for any job in the military, FUCK YEAH! So in case my scholastic plans don't work out and my life starts sucking, I'll just drop into the Air Force and greet them all with "SUP Y'ALL!"

Fuck, I came back from the dentist and my face is NUMB AS HELL. I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT INADVERTENTLY CHEWING MY TONGUE.  Ugh, I DETEST the dentist with every fiber of my being. Especially when they ask you questions or compliment you while they're drilling or scraping away at your teeth. It'd be nice for them to just be quiet as they brutally disfigure my gum tissue.


also I was told by Mr. Conan O'Brien that there's a slang dictionary out there that lists "Obama"  as a word meaning "cool".
That has got to be the most awesome thing ever.

However, if anyone were to use that seriously I would probably have to punch them in the face for their asinine comments. 



SHIT WOULD BE SO OBAMA!

Also, I've gotten REALLY into cooking shows for whatever reason. Probably because I'm trying to cook healthier meals than simply going out and inhaling cheeseburgers with the suction power of a hooker. 
Also I've noticed while watching IRON CHEF, that they cut to commercials at really odd times. They'll be a shot of a challenger cooking and one of the judges going "OH HE'S MAKING BUCKWEED NOODLES OHOHO--" and then SWOOSH! IRON CHEF and then commercials. The only thing I can muster while watching is "what". Its seriously like having a kid with ADD explain to you something really important and then cut off to go play outside and poke a dead corpse. 


why am I watching TV all of a sudden.

also I love Sia's twitter. She's so goofy and adorable aaaaaaaaah
ALSO HOLY SHIT ITS SHARK WEEK

SHARK WEEK!!!

So apparently there was a solar eclipse today.
Why am I so late to all the good news?? )':

Also aaah! I'm so excited today for an extremely lame reason. I usually don't watch TV unless its for the purpose of background noise, but there a few shows I actually put the effort into watching (Aside from Late Night shows lmao).
Today is the season premiere of Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay! :DDDD IDK, I love that show so much because apparently I have a fondness for British pottymouths who can cook. Man, I don't know. Oh and plus I FUCKING LOVE COOKING AND FOOD. I always get hungry watching food-related shows. :/
Which is bad because I've been trying to eat healthier and lose weight since I won't always be able to count on my spicy food-fueled metabolism aaah.
This was brought up by the fact that when I stayed at my dad's house for a week I lost like 6 pounds (from not eating his wife's shitty food. How does one fail at making spaghetti. It is very simple.). I came back home and noticed....I put on those pounds back again. ;____; I WAS JUST STARTING TO BE A SIZE 6 AGAIN TOO. Now i am a size 8. sigh.


now that I'm done boring you with life
here I am to bore you with a survey/meme!
that i stole fromccmeaka 

( Survey/meme )

there I'm done now.

Gasp! More sketches. Then again, this is all I pretty much intended this lj to be, a sketch blog.

So yaaaay, onto sketches.

( homo sketches )

and now I'm done.

 I haven't been doing much this summer after coming back from Russia. WELL, aside from the 4th of July because what is funnier than a family of immigrants celebrating AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! We actually got a cake too, we treated it like an actual birthday and then  we did illegal things like set off fireworks. I'M SORRY I BROKE THE RULES FOR YOOOU, AMERICA.

In any case, I called in sick today for work because I stayed up until like 3 AM on the anon meme chat, i am gay and horribly awkward sdkljhsklg. 
I know my boss is just going to call me and be like "I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY BAYBEEEEEE, just remember to pick up my coffee in the morning" BUT MA'AM WE WORK AT A COFFEE PLACE WHY DON'T YOU GET IT YOURSELF AAAH.

Well anyways, today I started sobbing for no apparent reason when I was thinking about reincarnation. I think it had something to do with the notion that the people in this life are completely forgotten in the next (OBVIOUS IKR???) but when I applied that notion to the people i adore and love and could never live without its just like
"BAAAW I DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANY OF YOU." 
It's been awhile since I had any metaphysical reflection upon anything, all my zen routines went out the window once financial and family troubles came along. So instead of being that bending bamboo, I'm just this nervous wreck who has too much on her plate and YADDA YADDA I'M BORED ONTO ART.






okay seriously, I need to go to bed. I must wake up in about 5 hours. ;_;

Because I actually have been sketching! Apparently, all I do while sleep deprived while in a hotel is draw



also goddamn I'm leaving tomorrow morning BAAAW

I have a bunch of pictures that I need to upload, but goddamn I'm so lazy.

Plus I harrass my russian guide all the time and I'm pretty sure he wants to stab me in the face for making fun of his boner for Catherine the Great. lol oops





anyways












truly all I do is doodle and ramble, doomble i suppose. Okay I'm going now

Since I've been on an MSpaint spree lately and because A CERTAIN SOMEONE WANTED ME TO UPDATE WITH IT, here it is y'all.

man, while in russia, I can't help but miss my English neighbor. )': I'LL JUST HAVE TO SUBSTITUTE MY RUSSIAN GUIDE FOR A PERSON TO MESS WITH.
Speaking of my russian guide is way cool, bro. He's been showing me a lot of cool things in St. Petersburg, like the Hermitage+the "Gold Room" and this bridge where people get married and stuff. Apparently husbands are to carry their wives over this bridge, while totally drunk on vodka, so its beneficial that the bridge is short. :')

SHIT IS SO CASH

anyways

( MSPAINT )

k I'm done now bye

Depends really.


I prefer to be spontaneous, because I know if I try to plan anything out I get really frustrated and just go "FUCK IT, I'M JUST GOING TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT" regardless



in any case, watched the Soloist yesterday then cried for like 3 hours after. I don't know why, but then I just started drawing pictures of butterflies.


Butterflies are way cool okay shut up.



I would post drawings, but I'm lazy. HURR A DURR



also some of the stuff at starbucks is delicious OH WAIT BECAUSE I BAKED IT
OHOHO

hold on I'm being a housewife and making food. Except my husband is me, fuck yeah.

 I'm playing Afro Samurai








Shit is so cash,




also Lakers 1-0 vs. Jazz. Shit yeah. 





FUCK YOU I'M NOT INTERESTING don't pay attention to me.